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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Spending Too Much Time With Lions

10. You start to grow a mane.

9. Lionesses suddenly seem pretty cute.

8. The lions are sharing their kill with you.

7. You're taking part in the group hunts.

6. You think zebras look tasty.

5. You've been talking less and growling more.

4. Polygamy is starting to sound like a good idea.

3. The hair on your back is looking a bit too thin for your liking.

2. You find yourself peeing on trees.

1. Instead of texting, you send out a roar to find out where your friends are.

 

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Dave's Outdoor Essentials

Dave Salmoni at campWhether Dave is camping with friends or spending time with a lion pride, these are his top 5 must-have items for any outdoor adventure.

Knife – A good sharp object is an obvious must, whether camping in the woods or setting up shop in the Sahara. Skip the butter variety and go straight for something a little more substantial.

Head lamp – The perfect way to light any path and also avoid any unpleasant surprises or two lurking in the dark.

Good shoes – Leave the stilettos and limited-edition kicks at home and opt for durability and comfort. Waterproof is an extra plus – you never know when a river crossing is on the horizon!

Protein bars – Quick, convenient, portable, and a plethora of varieties to choose from to satisfying every taste bud.

Water – The human body is composed of anywhere from 50-70% of this stuff (depending on your size), so keeping your system hydrated is key to enjoying – and surviving – any outdoor adventure!



Dining with Dave

Dave Salmoni at campAt the Casa de Salmoni, amenities are a bit more brass tacks than bling, but beggars can't be choosers in the harsh deserts of eastern Namibia. Watch as Dave cooks up one of his favorite meals!

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Dave Salmoni in NamibiaStep 1: Abandon civilization (and daily showers) for 6 months.

Step 2: DO NOT shampoo, rinse, or repeat.

Step 3: Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow!

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Could You Be Dave's Double?



Six months in the African desert altered Dave's look from City Slicker to King of the Jungle.

Do you or does someone you know look like Dave? If you think you pull off the scruffy look every day (minus the lions), or if you know someone who does, send us the proof and submit a photo of the look-a-likeness.

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