You Are Crazy Cat Person, If...
Do you consider your cat-titude to be completely normal, while others accuse you of going totally overboard in devotion to your feline friend? If you've been labeled as being a little cuckoo when it comes to your kitty, take this quiz and find out whether you've truly got cat scratch fever or just a mild case of the meows.
How many items in your household have a kitty motif?
Zero.
A few, but they were all gifts.
Some cute things here and there, like dishtowels or a set of drinking glasses.
My house is like a museum of all things cat-branded.
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A lot of people like to show enthusiasm for the things they love, but crazy cat people really take it to the next level. If you fall into this group, others will know it as soon as they walk in the door. Why have just one cat-shaped vase, when you can have 10? Moderation may be key, but no one said it would be easy.
How often do you mention your cat on social networking outlets like Facebook or Twitter?
Whenever he or she does something particularly cute.
Whenever someone brings up a cat- or pet-related question.
Whenever I'm logged in.
Never.
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Social networking tools provide a way to share what's on your mind, and what else would be on a crazy cat person's mind but his or her favorite feline friend. "Kitty just finished breakfast!" "Kitty's sleeping in the sun." "Kitty just did a stretch that would put a yoga master to shame!" To any cat-obsessed Facebook user, status updates like these deserve a click of the "like" button.
On Halloween, you:
Dress up as a cat.
Dress up your cat.
Coordinate costumes for you and your cat.
Hand out cat-shaped treats.
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Creative costumes for people are always popular. And -- judging from the number of Web sites devoted to them -- creative cat costumes are pretty well-loved too. But it takes a crazy cat person see the genius in coordinating the two on Halloween. Just think of the possibilities: Bonnie and Kitty-Clyde? Antony and Meow-patra? Spooktacular!
TRUE OR FALSE: You have more photos of your cat than of the people in your life.
True
False
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You have kids -- don't you? And friends? People would never know it because, as a crazy cat person, all of your photos -- from the ones on your desk at work to those in your wallet -- seem to be of your cat. You know what they say: A picture is worth a thousand words.
Talking to your cat is…
A given.
Done only behind closed doors.
Done only when necessary.
Better than talking to most people.
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Many cat owners talk to their furry friends in the course of caring for them. But if you're having conversations with your kitty -- and they're more enjoyable than most human-to-human interaction you've had lately -- you may have crossed over into crazy cat person territory. But don't worry, your cat will never tell.
If your cat clearly didn't like someone you were dating, what would you do?
Give your significant other the boot.
Ask your significant other to take a training class with your cat so they can bond.
Suck it up and try to keep them separated whenever possible.
Ask your vet for suggestions on how to change your cat's behavior.
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What's that old saying? "Boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but cats are forever?" Well, maybe not, but that's how the crazy cat person sees it. Maybe it's that you want to keep the peace at home, or maybe you just think your cat's a better judge of character than you are. Whatever the reason, it's kitty's way or the highway!
How much would you shell out for new accessories, toys or treats for your kitty?
$20 or less.
$50 or less.
$100 or less.
Spare no expense.
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Does your cat really need that diamond-studded collar or cashmere kitty sweater? Maybe not, but as a crazy cat person, you're convinced your feline friend deserves the best, and you'll spare no expense to get it. So what if you have to eat Ramen noodles for a month?
When it comes to mealtimes in your household, you:
Feed the cat first.
Eat at the same time as your cat.
Spend more time picking out and preparing their cat's food than your own.
Share food with your cat.
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So you like to cook. What's so over-the-top about that? Nothing -- unless your specialty is gourmet catnip treats. The crazy cat person goes above and beyond to please a kitty's palate, from painstakingly picking the best brands or ingredients to preparing and presenting meals with style and flair.
TRUE OR FALSE: You give your cat gifts on its birthday and/or during the holidays.
True
False
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Many cat owners may celebrate their furry friend's anniversaries and important holidays with a pat on the head or some special catnip. But the crazy cat person goes all out with full-on gifts that will make cats the envy of all their kitty friends. And if the present itself isn't "all that," well, the paper's pretty fun to play with too.
At nighttime, you:
Will sleep in an uncomfortable position all night, just to keep from disturbing your cat
Let your cat cuddle up next to you in bed once you've settled in
Let your cat sleep in your room
Tuck your cat into its own special kitty bed
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Crazy cat people know a good night's sleep is important -- and someday maybe they'll actually get one. For now, though, it's kitty's z's Z's.? that take priority. Now, shhh! You wouldn't want to wake the cat.
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Mellow Meow (1-3 correct): When it comes to your kitty, you're pretty low key, perhaps to the point that some may not even know you have a cat!
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Pretty Kitty (4-7 correct): You definitely love your cat, but you try to maintain a balance between pet parenting while still staying involved in other aspects of your life. Your kitty is well integrated into your world but doesn't rule it.
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Cat Crazy (8-10 correct): There's no two ways about it: As far as you're concerned, your kitty is the cat's meow -- morning, noon and night.
