Okay, I didn't ask to do this. In order to tell the sex of a crocodile one has to "sex the croc," which means to stick my finger in a place no one wants a foreign object and then feel for a, well, a male part or a female part.

I found out it was a male. I should have just asked it if it liked football or shopping, a much more dignified way to tell if was a man or woman.

I apologized for the therapy he will have to go through after that experience. And I set up a therapy appointment for myself when I get back to the States. I guess I can say I know what a crocodile feels like. I mean I really know what it feels like.

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